Your Fucking Cat Killed You
Your Fucking Cat Killed You by Philip Jensen, a quick silly fun game using a dictionary and a D20.
12 x 1 =12 : Adrenaline
15 x 11=165 : Constipation
My old little Cat Bob is sometimes constipated. It is my duty to check on his daily input and output and consult any differences immediately. I have been quite lazy about it recently and didn’t know that his output was much less than his input. Bob, unable to wait no more, came to me and showed me his butt hole, a gesture to demand finger enema. I, being dumb and insensitive, thought he was asking for strokes and pats. So as usual I simply pat him on his favourite part, tailbase. Bob was unsatisfied and went to the cat doc. There he got his constipation sorted and acquired a shot of adrenalin. Adrenalin is a sympathomimetic that can certainly cause constipation, but way after causing a fatal tachycardia, hypertension and neurological symptoms… and death! Which is how my fucking cat killed me :)